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Hello, Gentle CyberSpace
Traveler. We're so glad you finally made it here, to the peaceful and beautiful living center of Wonderful Cyber Existence. |
Welcme, Beautiful Peopl, to Your New Mode of Etheeal Existence: Welcoe to
Life In CyberSpace
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Hello, Gentle CyberSpace
Traveler. We're so glad you finally made it here, to the peaceful and beautiful living center of Wonderful Cyber Existence. |
 We know it's been a long and cold journey,
bouncing off blinking banners, mezmerized by mazes of
hypnotic hyperlinks, pummeled by pushy pop-up windows, |
  But here, in the true, living center of
CyberSpace there are only vast expanses of peaceful
pixels. |
| You won't need to fill in
any forms, You won't need to enter your social security number, you won't need to get out your credit card... |
 There is love in CyberSpace |
This is CyberSpace the way
it was meant to be: an endless reality unto itself, A human refuge of pleasant, friendly connections with real an virtual living beings, like yourself |
So Relax: |
CyberSpace is a nurturing center |
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A fertile void | An ethereal place of joy
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| Soon, you will be joined in CyberSpace by other warm and friendly people. |
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| The happy people | You're going to like it here. |
| Here at Life In CyberSpace, we aren't going
to tell you how to erase your debts, increase your bust size, get viagra
without a prescription, protect your computer from viruses, improve
your credit rating, buy the best bargains...we're not even going to
show you hot teenage girls having wild sweaty sex. In fact, do you see
those GIF images of flashy girls dancing in their string bikini's? They're
not going to be selling you cyber-sex, fast cars or widgets of any kind.
They're just a couple of sweet gals who like dancing under the electronically
generated images of trees, blowing in the mysterious winds of CyberSpace.
Drop us an e-mail, and let us know that you've finally found Life in CyberSpace. |
